Insane City by Barry Dave

Author:Barry, Dave [Barry, Dave]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

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Wendell and Marty were now alone on the beach. One by one, the members of the wedding

party had drifted off to bed. Stan, former owner of what was now Stan’s Transglobal Pizza of Key

Biscayne, had also departed, literally skipping up the beach, firmly holding his attaché case.

Now it was just Wendell and Marty, bare toes in the sand, listening to the whoosh of the waves and

staring at the fat moon rising over the Atlantic.

Neither had spoken for more than a half hour when Marty chuckled and said, “You realize what you

did, right?”

Wendell, still looking at the moon, said, “What did I do?”

“You bought a pizza restaurant.”

“I know!” Wendell burst out laughing.

“And the whole entire reason you bought it was so you could have a pizza delivered.”

“I know!” Wendell was laughing so hard he was gasping. “And you want to know the worst part?”

“What’s the worst part?”

“I didn’t even get a slice!”

“Seriously?”

“Seriously. Greta ate the whole thing.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Nope. That woman hardly eats anything. And she never eats carbs. But she scarfed down the entire

pizza. She was a pepperoni piranha.”

“Wow.”

They stared at the moon some more, catching their breath. Then Wendell said, “You know what?”

“What?”

“I’m still hungry.”

“Me too,” said Marty.

“You think there’s any place around here that sells Chinese food?”

Marty looked at Wendell. “Are you serious?”

“I could really, seriously, eat some Chinese food right about now.”

“Chinese sounds good,” said Marty.

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